Apparently throwing up on his dick didnt convince him to stay away . . . whats the most indirect way of saying "im just going to continue avoiding you"?
i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
My phone really needs to stop auto correcting "library" to "ovary".
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
Me ending up in the fetal position in my shower is becoming far too commonplace. It's like a weekly therapy session
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
I also have to vacuum the broken noodles out of my suitcase...
Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.
He offered me free drinks all night if I could beat him in a drinking race. I blacked out after that but just found his credit card in my bra so there's that.
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize