You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
I looked her in the eye and told her I was 'balls deep' in love with her...She said that wasn't saying much. Time to drink away the sadness...
Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
chimney cleaner pole that expands when button is pushed then pull out. Remember that. We have to patent it.
Who are you high with right now?
i'm calling it my monica lewinsky shirt now. may it live forever in infamy.
Sometimes you just gotta fuck a has been local celebrity for your 15 minutes.
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
i now understand why vodka
Would you think less of me if I were eating pizza on the toilet right now?
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
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