like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
The kid next to me is typing a powerpoint presentation.. title: Reasons to Wear a Condom, subtitle: The Ian Story
The first slide was titled: You Could Get a Girl Pregnant.
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
Let's drink?
Just because it's bacon vodka doesn't mean it's for breakfast.
By the taste of his semen he isnt vegetarian and therefore lied to me to take me home on a brighter note i stole his fondue set
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
Hey you remember last Super Bowl when I sent you a pic of my testicles? Memories...
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
You can say goodbye to our security deposit.
Already? What he do?
Opened a bag of topsoil at the party and spread it all over the living room. TOPSOIL!
passed out on bart again and decide to bike home. biked thru a goat farm of angry goats, biked on the freeway, got stopped by the cops, and sat shotgun in the squad car while the officer driving got a video on his iphone of his partner riding my bike on the freeway.
Randomize
