Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
he pissed his pants, and she still wants to hook me up with him. I try not to date guys with bladder control problems... Unless they're loaded anyway.
and next time when you feel me up, do it right
I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
It was like being fucked by the god of thunder, he gained power from the storm. I took a Plan B because I don't think regular birth control will stop Thor's sperm.
Your niece just basically announced she's a whore on FB so you should feel pretty good about officiating that wedding next month.
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
So yeah, my old kindergarten teacher just asked me who gave me the hickies on me neck.
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
you know you're doing something right when your drug dealer insists on hugging you before you leave.
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