careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
note to self..putting cheap vodka in a bottle of grey goose does not make it taste better
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
Beer pong consisted of me throwing a ball at the wall and then falling over because moving my arm made me dizzy. I think our team lost.
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
He sat next to me, put his arm around me, yelled at his girlfriend that he was breaking up with her, and told me I'm his little pet for the night.
I made out with a mom and her daughter and got a black eye, so yeah, my birthday went well
He took my Spanx off and still fucked me twice. I call that success.
The guy in the cage next to me is having phone sex. His girlfriend is in College Library. Why is my life ridiculous.
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