I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
My facebook horoscope today said I will have a little "confusion". Obviously astrology understands a blackout.
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
I was just referred to as 'the margarita slut' by an 11 year old.
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
He came in like 30 seconds. That's how I know he hasn't been cheating on me while I've been gone
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
I woke up with my bra stapled to the ceiling, her dad was in the hallway winking at me. I was the less drunk of the bunch.
I'm keeping track of how many times I've said "Shhh, act like you're not naked." in my life. So far, 3 times.
The problem with having sex on the couch is that your blanket ends up in the laundry and you're left cold on the couch the next day.
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
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