I'd wear matching sweaters with you
Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
Only a mothe r could love this liver
i woke up to her playing with my penis. just wiggling it around and around. awkward night? i would say so.
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
New term. "Find a husband" fridays. It's like thirsty thursdays, but with a dowry.
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
Mom said you looked used
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
So I figured out why that guy from Tinder stopped messaging me back. He got married.
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