It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
he threw up all over himself while laying down.. it was like watching old faithful, but with noodles and vodka
yeah that always happens. i'm like the where's waldo of parties. i never even know where the fuck i'm at.
I'm going to be blunt here. I don't actually care what you're doing tonight. I just need to know if I need to shave or not.
After he was done he gave me a case of landshark and tickets to tomorrows yankee game. This is the best nonrelationship ever
I woke up naked in my bathtub at 5:30 this morning. There's legit a spray tan body print of me in the fetal position in my tub.
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
That tingly feeling you're experiencing in your lady parts is my mustache. All the ladies of America are waking up feeling the same thing. You're welcome.
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
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