susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
Just please never masturbate in my bed again. I'm burning my sheets as I write this.
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
I told him to pick up the beer can he threw in front of the police station. So he gets out chugs whatever's left and throws it back and says ok let's go.
He tried to tip me with his police badge...
and you didn't accept WHY?!
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
Because you failed to stop the wedding, now I have to be a homewrecker. My eternal damnation is on your head I hope you're proud.
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
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