Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
I bought this skirt with every intention to have it wrapped around my tits by the end of the night. So, I'm not a whore. I'm a self-fulfilling prophecy.
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
I wish you could see how much hot sauce and broken glass are in our apartment right now.
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
Sex-sore abs and my workout pants have gravel stains on the knees. It's like the workout of shame.
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
this new dose of ADD meds is totally being waisted with the unemployed new graduate thing if only I could add my hyper focused side effects to a coverletter
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
Let's put it this way. Mom is bringing me a new shirt and I smell like lube.
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