Wish i knew that 10 minutes ago when i told him to dance with my blackberry while i got another drink
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
I don't know where my bra went.
Welll you ran into the street, took it off and yelled "I'm a free woman!". And then you threw it at some homeless guy.
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
The bartender asked if I wanted a to-go cup for my crown and coke.....I just realized I'm back in Montana and fuck did I miss home.
Why is there a water bottle full of red wine on my desk this morning?
See you tonight.
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
Why did you load my phone up with pics of Al Gore?
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
He was so traumatized by the It's a small world ride but he immediately pulled out a flask from god-knows-where and got drunk before the ride was over. The ride operator didn't blame him.
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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