I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
"Take a picture of me motorboating molly" was probably not my best career move
Someone left a beer in front of your door...there's a note with it that says "peace offering"
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
As soon as I got there, you appeared out of no where, yelled "they're giving away free cigarettes!" in my face and then disappeared and I didn't see you the rest of the night.
This Christmas I would like to thank Jesus for cocaine.
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
Randomize
