that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
I drove you home. there is no excuse for wrecking your car 3 hours later.
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
I know it's like I wanna bring somebody fun who I haven't drunkenly expressed my feelings for. Or hooked up with. It's a struggle.
That's probably when I climbed a tree and told everyone I was an ornament
Would you think less of me if I said I was eating a toaster strudel in the bath.
I'm high on the exercise bike at the gym. I feel like Lance Armstrong
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