How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
There's a guy at this party taking all the unfinised beers and pouring them into a pitcher so he can drink them tomorrow.
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
They tried to convince me I broke Alex's nose. Also they stranded me on the roof.
That's what they get for locking a drunk laxer in Mitch's car.
Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
I owe you cheese. The drunk munchies don't acknowledge food ownership.
She offered to treat me to breakfast after a one night stand if I meet her parents and sex again if I act as her bf. It may be a trap but its a offer I won't refuse.
Tuesday Boozeday turned into What-the-fuck-were-you-thinking Wednesday real fast.
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
I've realized that drinking at your apartment alone on a Tuesday probably isn't a good thing.
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
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