Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
respond to me or i'm telling everyone that you inserted a vodka soaked tampon into your anus
Now we are really drunk and her 17 yr old cousin is shitfaced. He may or may not have proposed a toast to octopuses and double fisting. And we just drank to Mexico.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
I tried telling you she just blew me in the bathroom but you were too busy making out with her to listen
She stumbled in with some guy, woke me up, introduced him and said "This is my sister. She's a freshman. She probably hates you."
I met her dad while holding 4 empty beer bottles at the opera house. I think I made a hell of an impression.
We thought we were getting kicked out but then he started tickling the bouncer. Next thing you know the bouncers giving him a piggy back ride to the bar.
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
You christened everyone with a powdered doughnut and then tried to absorb vodka with your nipple.
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
I absolutely love waking up to see my phone search history is "xj" "qj" "cj" "uj" and "kj"
Randomize
