You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
Just sold all of my pants in order to buy tonight's whiskey. Goodbye, high functioning alcoholism. Hello, Dad.
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
Ripped lines in the bathroom before my presentation.. Got bonus marks for my enthusiasm.. This is why I love drugs
I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
Talking to a customer about getting high and staring at glow in the dark wheels while there is a cop in the store. Just another day in Tampa
Omg no hes gotta go down on me. Then itll be like my vagina has kissed the stanley cup.
I just got free tacos, you would be so proud of me.
Clarification, I got free tacos without performing any sexual favors.
She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".
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