We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
I just realized I'm not towing a trailer. I thought this whole drive home I was towing a trailer. Wow too high
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
There's a good chance a guy sucked off my right earring last night
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
I can't handle dick pics with conversational captions
Just had a guy try to pull the maraca out of my shirt with his teeth... Wtf
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
Randomize
