But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
i felt like cinderella. except at midnight i turned back into a whore.
Bt dubs, I still have cuts on my arm from when you attacked me with a dildo on Saturday night.
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
Why were you eating a hot dog in the bathroom at 230 am?
My roommate was sleeping, I thought it would be rude
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
I'm so excited for post-beer fest chipotle. It will be better than scared shitless pre-go karting chipotle.
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
Nothing like putting a Percocet up your nose because you spent your night drinking heavily and can't drink water to make you heavily reconsider your life choices
did i just pee glitter
Why did I wake up naked with a leg cramp and and extra $550 in my wallet?
Were not even through the second month of the year and I potentially may have torpedoed a marriage...
Im just drunk enough to admit that I miss Hannah Montana.
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