went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
i seriously just licked my laptop for traces of blow from the other night
After we were finished she said "That was like marriage sex". Should I take that as a compliment or insult?
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
He invited me over for shower sex and pizza. Officially the best booty call relationship around.
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
my poor anus
He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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