Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
Went kayaking. drunk. DID NOT FALL IN. Mission succesful.
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
For not really liking Christmas, I have an astounding amount of holiday-themed lingerie
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
Have you ever got so drunk that you tasted the future?
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
I woke up this morning next to my computer with Google search results for "how to put out a fire."
I'm very scared to turn around.
I woke up and saw that my last google search was "Bacon neck".
Randomize
