Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
seriously i just wanna be friends
pass
She's mad at me cuz I told her having a fuck buddy was too much commitment.
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
You convinced me that eggnog and rum is a great moisturizer.
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
Also, I'm going to yoga because I have a Taylor Swift range of emotions right now.
I'm sitting at dinner with my family looking over sexts. The thirst is far too real. They're talking about retail and I'm like haha, yes, you are all correct.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
Dude. I need you to practice dancing around in your banana hamock. Party boy style. I'll call later with details.
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
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