I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
This show inspires me to have sex in space
I just saw a fat chick ask the bartender to top her corona off with grenandine cuz she has a "sweet tooth" no that's diabetes fatty
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
Just got smoked out by my boss. Working in politics is great.
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
I’m on my third beer doing poppers in the shower to no doubt
all my friends are getting married and here i am in a committed relationship with rum
the weird part wasn't waking up in someone else's underwear, it was how the cat was staring at me like he knew more about last night then i remembered.
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