Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
It was just a squirrel
You act like its normal to see a squirrel in the bar
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
Wow. A quad shot of peppermint schnapps. I feel like I just deep throated a candy cane. Best 21st ever.
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
I got drunk by myself and ended up listening to Beethoven in the dark.
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
I woke up on my girls floor with a pound of muenster cheese in my shirt pocket
STAY IN YOUR APARTMENT. DONT GO TO SAFEWAY TO BUY CONDOMS. DONT GO TO THE VAN.
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
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