is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
I just washed champagne and tuna off my body. I feel like that was a successful shower.
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
No, absolutely not. If you see that cunt, throw confetti or eggs at her.
That's a pretty extreme jump from confetti to eggs
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
I mean I love some drunk compliments, but he just wasn't up to my low standards.
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
I'm pretty sure even the managers want me to show up hungover my last day, it would be negligent and disrespectful to do otherwise
Okay everything with a penis is officially dead in my eyes
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