No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
My coke dealer 411'd my work number just to see how I was doing and gave me his new number. He must miss my business
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
she got kicked out of the bar for shoving german chocolate cake in the bartenders face. we were there less than a minute
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
6 pack came off in the shower. Sharpie is not forever.
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
You don't know true terror until you get stuck in a porta potty while frying your face off.
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
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