why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
My plan for valentine's day: take a shot for every guy I've slept with. To keep me from going to the hospital I'm only doing half a shot for small dicks
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
he called you a drunk bob the builder and you proceeded to explain how you were going to build ramps throughout the house
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
Is Oprah even human
My parents heard a lamp fall and crash and the dogs were barking like crazy so my mom got up to check. she found you peeing in a corner by the tv. And you kept shhhing her.
He just kept going down on me. And he was all like, do you mind? No motha fucka, who would? All of his ex's, apparently. Whatever, he's a gem and I'm keeping him.
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