Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
I really super glued a paper bow tie to my body last night. I need to do less drugs.
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
no fucks will be given and no pants will be worn
i'll bring the vodka
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
Randomize
