I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
Tim said I dropped my taco in a puddle and still ate it.
I definitely hasselhoffed a taco bell burrito on my kitchen floor in front of my dad and little brother.
I know. But whatever I'll just eat cold pizza and play with my cats by candlelight
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
I just want him to get into an accident where he's horribly disfigured but otherwise fine so he's not so freaking handsome
Who knew sons of strippers would be really feminist boyfriends?
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
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