Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
The girl behind me at the dollar store said couldn't wait to get her permit, then requested a pregnancy test. God I love being home.
were you wearing a green and blue thong last night?
yes! wait why?
because i found it in my pocket this morning...
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
You declared your undying love to a drag queen, then proceeded to puke into the poor man's purse.
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
I just stole a bunch of balloons from a birthday party and am giving one to each person at the bar.
We gotta locate my vibrators and get them stashed away STAT
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
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