Who wears a wallet chain?!
So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
what happened last night?
u kept telling him to fuck u optimus prime style
that explains why his roommate kept saying autobots roll out this morning as i left
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
I only know two things that kitchen floors are good for... sex and quesadillas that got dropped. You know, the five second rule
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
If your plan is to re-bang every girl you banged in high school - you're gonna need a spread sheet and clip board.
She waited 7 months to break out her comicon costumes. I was only mad it took her so long. I fucked an elf last night and strawberry shortcake the night before!
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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