I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
New plan: we get a little bit drunk and go to 24 hour fitness and be eachothers wing people so we can hit on in shape hot people at a gym instead of drunk idiots at a bar.
Please tell me that text was part of your elaborate Brett Favre costume; otherwise, dude, wtf?
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
Heres a quick tip! When getting black out head from your girlfriend dont come to and say "wait... wheres my girlfriend"
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
Is this making any sense, because I’m puking and trying to be Philosophical right now
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
Randomize
