my vagina is like the nba. its where amazing happens.
"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
it felt like the flash was giving me a handjob
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
My body is a temple...that happens to be able to get me free Patron shots at the bar
Just got that "I know what's going on with your vagina" look from that CVS cashier.
You bought MORE?!
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
My heart feels like a grape in a barrel about to be crushed into wine
I totally straight up jacked your pants. I am so sorry.
Can we just agree for a moment that semen in your sinuses is the fucking worst?
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
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