quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
Walk-of-shaming home from Brooklyn in a Jesus costume that has "what wouldn't Jesus do" written on the robe.
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
I'm gonna hire strippers dressed like the founding fathers.
Oh shit. The hangover. It has taken 20 mins and 5 attempts to tie my shoelaces
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
my mom talks about my drinking like its a problem and yet this morning she fills me a solo cup with champagne for the shower.
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
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