I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
I have a running excel spreadsheet detailing the number of shots in a night and subsequent ability to masturbate
I still can't believe I found a dildo in my ceiling today.
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
You now know someone who has just successfully talked his way out of being arrested for breaking into the town library at midnight. Ive been home for too long.
I'm sorry I put you in the washing machine. I honestly thought you would fit.
Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
While I was sneeking out of her apartment, there was a giant cage with a parrot in it. I half expected it to squak "hit and run...hit and run."
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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