Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
my post shower fart this morning sounded like hulk ripping through a phonebook
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
Everyone was trying to get you to do a keg stand but you refused & instead declared you could do it yourself, crouched on the keg in your 6 inch heels, leaned over, and gave yourself one.
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
My liver needs me to go back to work asap.
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
Speaking of which.. there's underwear in my backseat and Arby's cheese sauce on my door handle. So much for my new Volvo bringing out my classy side.
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
And then I woke you by humping you to Lionel Ritchie.
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