Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I just realized I had sex more when i looked like a fat elton john. Fuck my life.
I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
Alright if I email the police department asking for my mug shot do you think they will email it to me
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
Now it's a thing. He's kind of a creeper and now he's lotioning me. This is going to turn into a Buffalo Bull situation.
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