This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
I'm dying. Please wear something slutty to my funeral.
i'm so hungover...i might vomit in a handbag instead of selling them
The bender is in full force. After 2 bloody mary's at breakfast we are now drinking vodka redbull "as a precaution" so we will stay awake for the club tonight.
i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
Just had a nice conversation with my landlord while cleaning your puke off my car
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
I don't think he understands that his kid doesn't bother me. I have a binder full of developmentally appropriate early childhood activities.
Either go for divorced men who are forty plus or stop doing this immediately. You are 23 years old. You need more wine and less baby fever
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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