Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
i wish that every time i slipped on a sheet of ice i had the ability to recover with a michael jackson move
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
She gave me a rubber ducky to make me feel better while I was throwing up.
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
Her stripper name is Geico. I'm not drunk or creative enough to make this up.
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
I feel like I deserve an award for facing my fear of penises in my face.
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
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