In the future we'll all be gay
We fish bowled my car and anna told us a story about time travel and part of it had people melted into the side of a boat and i imagined them being melted into my car moaning in pain and then we got scared and thought zombies were outside and couldn't leave for a while.
it's like, God thought about making her pretty then changed his mind at the last second
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
You were hugging the toilet and shouting "don't let fatty eat me" through the closed door.
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
ugh i can't even wear this perfume anymore. it just brings back blurry memories of blowjobs and regret.
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
Things were easy when he was just a penis. Now he's a penis with feelings.
I am a murderer. I ran over so many baby frogs. I wanted to stop and pick some up to take home, but all I have is a wine bottle. I'd hate to explain that to a cop.
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
Hey, I was just wondering why i dont have a shirt on, why im cuddling with a furnace, why im in my own basement, and where my car is.
You can now call me Rabbi, and I can now perform weddings, funerals, and other services in all fifty states. You're welcome, world.
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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