How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
you were sitting on my toliet with a double cheesburger in your hand asking me how the cheeseburger even got there.
Friday was tragic. I was naked on top of him and he didn't have a condom. Oh and he had an Obama poster on the wall in front of his bed so our president was staring down at me while I was naked. I felt sorta bad.
You should've just screamed yes we can!
You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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