How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
two words: fractured penis. two more: emergency room.
So Easter dinner for me was at 4:40 this morning where i made Bagel Bites and had a glass of Chardonnay
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
omg just made cake vodka jello shots, sooooo excited
dear god these taste like death. death and sprinkles
He screamed AMERICA, took a shot of vodka out of a Tupperware container, and then asked if he could see my tits
Brandon's Recipe: two parts cocoa, one part sugar, one part milk, two parts four, 378 parts paranoia. Thanks for the fucking brownies, bitch.
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
I played "in the air tonight" on a drum set made of titties, and I'm not even exaggerating
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
My sweat smells like Wild Turkey. I'm really feeling the holiday spirit.
I just crop dusted the hot FedEx guy delivering my business cards...then asked him "Was that you?" How the fuck am I allowed to be an adult?
just caught myself putting beer in the oven and pizza in the fridge. i should be a trainwreck by tonight.
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