Christians are straight up FREAKS
with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
My history with restaurant waiters is severely limiting our dinner options.
we literally hit three floors of our apartment building searching for condoms. also got macaroni.
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
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