can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
Sometimes I think that I have too much self esteem
Then I realize that I'm just really fucking pretty.
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
he told me my vagina was like a beautiful piece of salami
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
Dude, did you fall in a toilet on the way over here?
Was face down in one actually. Bars 2, Drew 0.
Well I never thought in the future I'd be able to say "hey remember that Easter I made porn?"
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
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