That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
So after THIS dui, I've decided to stop driving. Not drinking, just quit driving.
Some bum walked up and watched me getting head last night for like 5 mins before I noticed him
My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job
then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
Stop leaving me alone with my ex boyfriends after keg challenges. Woke up in his bed covered in what you think would be cum. No...toothpaste. He left a note. "Be home at four. Don't be here when I get back."
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
Buying her a drink is like giving a seagull a French fry, all you're gonna do is get annoyed and shit on
because of daylight savings time I lost an hour of sex with an incredibly hot guy last night. thanks a lot farmers.
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like running into your ex boyfriend at the liquor store at 3 in the afternoon.
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
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