He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
You know its bad when you can over hear the planned parenthood nurses talking shit behind your back... they've seen everything
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
We just got really drunk and bought toilet paper. Successful Monday.
Accidentally just signed something at work 'lotus flower' I need to keep my stripper life separate from real life.
Can you check your dirty laundry bag for my tooth.
Casually had to file a missing persons report last night
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
just said thank you to the lady who gave me a body search at the airport
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