Please tell me I didn't pass out while we were having sex last night... and if so I am sooooo sorry.
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
OKAY THAT'S CREEPY AND I'D PROBABLY ACCIDENTLY ORGASM
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
It's 6am and I had to explain to the gas station attendant why I didn't have shoes on and I'm covered in maple syrup.
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
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