ed mcmahon, farrah fawcett, and michael jackson all in one week. What next god, are you juts gonna take my penis too?
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
I think I can smell my own vagina right now
I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
we are blowing up condoms and making balloons and we’re drunk on the floor. You could have come to school here
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
Dude, I woke up with wet dollar bills in my boxers where did you take me???
Hiking for a first date sounded like a good idea in theory because there was absolutely no possibility of me blacking out. In practice, I'd rather black out than go through what I just went through.
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
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