so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
im sitting at a bagel shop wearing a princess crown hungover and have a sweater that is not mine.
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
I feel like if Miami and New Jersey fucked each other and produced a baby that would summarize the bar I'm in.
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
You will go out on a boat of flames filled with honor, sarcasm, and assholery, let me assure you.
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
Woke up this morning with a darth vader helmet and a bath robe on with my toenails shitly painted
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