I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
Oh my god. I think I just sexted my mom...
What?!
Fwd: Ride me, you sleek sleek woman!!!
How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
You said you brought chipotle into a movie and I asked you to marry me and you said yes
I think we can say happy hour is successful when you have frosting and southern comfort in your hair.
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
In my dream I had to eat so many peanut butter and Nutella sandwiches
Idk if I should be worried or amused that my autocorrect changes the word STD to DTF.
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
Randomize
