he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
I've been ignoring his texts cause last night I put him in my phone as 'ignore for atleast a day' and I trust my drunk self.
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
He brought me hungover chipotle knowing full well he wasn't getting a blow job. I think he may be too in love with me.
I was so drunk last night dude. I woke up this morning to my oven being wide open and my pants on the kitchen floor.
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
I think the pizza guy was in shock..
Well I didn't mean to answer the door only in socks but I mean come on, 4 hours of sex works up an appetite! I WAS RAVENOUS
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
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