he broke up with me so i peed in his bed
Being hungover naked and coloring my hair. I guess I am not naked I have black latex gloves on. Give me a call.
im coming over.
He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
I'm pretty sure I just crapped out my pancreas. I have 2 of those, right?
Bro, if we got a house, it'd basically be a revolving door for slightly overweight, but extra cute, sexually deviant girls with daddy issues.
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
I feel like I got run over by a steamroller made of cigarettes and booze driven by all of the men I've slept with.
I tied him up for his boyfriend so he could get fisted... I'm the best roommate ever.
Wow. That's certainly more than I've ever done for a roommate.
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