And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
Im dating a 38 year old who's lap I can fit in. Tell me I don't have daddy issues.
I told you I'm not going to the Phillies game until we're tripping balls
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
Just got offered cocaine at ihop. Stay classy America.
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
So the tow truck driver didn't charge us because Ian convinced him that he was sent out by God to share his cocaine with us.
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
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