is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
he has a knack for choosing the worst time to masturbate
you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
Nothing says I've got my life together like vomiting on the groom and passing out at your youngests sisters wedding
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
You just accidentally called me. You kept saying "Really?! Really?!!" So I can only assume you are having sub par sex
Where the fuck are you? I just got punched in the nose by a tourist
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
Something like, "Merry Christmas. I hope Santa shits in your mouth."?
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