We're like a lot better than the average bears
i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
we found you outside the hotel room sleeping with a note next to you that said " we made sure you were comfortable, hope your friends come back soon"
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
I sang Sweet Caroline with a homeless man and made him 25 bucks. Redbull vodka gives you wings!
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
i literally have the attention span of a weasel on steroids, but yeah, i know who you’re talking about.
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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