I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
i wish the dell website had a "did you drink an entire bottle of rum and stepped on your laptop which shattered the screen this weekend and would like to know how to fix it without your parents finding out FAST?" link on their homepage.. i can't be the only one
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
Nurse helped me count all my sexual partners and still gave me her phone number. She shall be #73.
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
In other news, I woke up still drunk and I think I literally just broke the Guinness book of world records for most bloody Mary's in one day...
I'm drunk filing my taxes in a bar on a Monday afternoon in a Regular Show onesie. I think I'm starting to get the hang of this whole adult thing.
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
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